Maria Blogs

ONE.
>There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace tracker.
> It does NOT exist. So quit posting
> stupid bulletins like “OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!”
> No, it doesnt.
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> TWO.
> To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
> are you serious?
> You’re stupid.
> Go play in traffic.
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> THREE.
> Don’t ever post pictures and say “OMG, I’m so ugly!”
> “OMG, I’m so fat!”
> because if you were,
> you wouldn’t post them.
> And if you do, you’re a freaking mongoloid.
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> FOUR.
> Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
> Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
> Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
> even if you win, you’re still RETARDED.
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> FIVE.
> Quit crying because you’re not on someone’s Top 8.
> Who cares?
> IT’S MYSPACE!
> Stop bitching!
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> SIX.
> Who really cares if I don’t accept you as a friend?
> MOVE ON!
> Don’t send me another request or
> message asking,
> “what’s up with you not adding me?”
> I don’t want you as a friend, that’s
> what’s up freak!
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> SEVEN.
> Little 12-year-olds who have MySpace
> and look like streetwalkers, and act like one
> go somewhere else
> because nobody wants you here.
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> EIGHT.
> If you have decided to read this,
> you are a true MySpace Friend.
> Real friends read their bulletins.
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> NINE.
> I say you go and pass this on,
> and maybe it will finally get through
> people’s brains.
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> TEN.
> And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
> “Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
> will boink your dog tonight,
> or some dead skinless girl is gonna boink your mom”
> QUIT BEING A DUMBASS.

I received this from a friend and thought it sooo accurately funny. It applies to virtually any social networking network in existence today who are copying MySpace. So go ahead, get on the MySpace popularity train and get yourself infected with nasty viruses.