I’ve Done 12 of 35 Stupid Things

I was tagged by Daisy over at blueapron sometime ago but just now got the chance to do it.

1. Start at ’start copy here’.
2. Put an X on the things you’ve done.
3. Tag how-many-[X]s people.
4. Post with title “I’ve done ___*how-many-[X]* of 35 stupid things”.

*start copy here*
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. Let’s put in walls, boards and people too. Har! Har! Har!
[x] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle. No, but I sure slammed a car door on my finger. OUCH!
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. LOL, the power of suggestiont! We know its not possible but we do it anyway …
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them. C, I fell for that one too!
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond.
[x] You’ve put metal in the microwave. I’ve put plastic in the toaster the other day though and it melted. Gaaaaaah
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up. Oh yeah sexy …
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[x] You have tripped over your own feet.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. Blame it on age …
[ ] You have forgotten to breathe.
[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. Does looking for my eyeglasses while I’m wearing them qualify?!
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont.
[x] You break a lot of things. Just ask my mom, my sisters, and my relatives. Weeee!
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. Not only that, I BROKE A CHAIR too!
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling.
[ ] The word “uh” is used many times a day.

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