Bounce The Jiggles Away!
Have I ever told you I gained some 60 pounds while pregnant? From hot mama to oompa loompa, oh yeah, that’s me =(
It’s even worse that I gave birth in the middle of summer, delivering through a C-section but that’s another story.
After giving birth, I couldn’t really diet nor wear one of those “get-back-into-your-pre pregnancy-shape-guaranteed” belts because of my incision … then winter sets in … I’m breastfeeding … the short of the long story is, I’m still carrying the weight of pregnancy eight months after the baby popped out.
Now it’s almost summer again! No way am I going to be caught with all my jiggles jiggling away down Commercial Street with no baby in my tummy for an excuse!
For somebody who can’t stand the gym or find lifting weights boring I’ve found the perfect exercise: Rebounding with Cellercise!
Ooooh I’m excited. The big R promised to buy me a treadmill but that takes too much space and I could have walked around Provincetown much better.
According to NASA, rebounding is the most efficient and effective exercise there is. You know, when you bounce in a mini version of that outdoor fun contraption where kids love to bounce around and roll away?
Apparently, it’s not only fun and effective in helping you lose weight, it also encourages our body to detoxify as our lymphatic system, the one responsible for getting rid of all those toxins, gets a workout.
And this Cellercise is supposed to be the best rebounder in the market. Top of the line ain’t cheap at around $299 plus $15 shipping, but hey, remember, you get what you pay for. Oh I hope so!
Yes, this maybe a sponsored post but I am very interested in this Cellercise equipment. Just imagine, you bounce away, most likely to the enjoyment of my little crustini [as he bounces in his exersaucer], everyday and before you know it, voila, hot mama again. Weeee!
So how does this work? Gravity. The same way that gravity sags our breast and makes the jiggles appear more like rolls of Portuguese sausages arapped around your belly. With a rebounder like Cellercise, you perform aerobic exercises with the impact of your bouncing being absorbed by the equipment so you don’t put undue stress on your joints like when you do it on a hard surface. And it’s supposed to be more effective than jogging, running and regular aerobic exercise.
Now there’s no excuse really for remaining an oompa loompa. Aaaaaaah!
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