Maria Blogs

Just a few more huffing and puffing and hello weekend here we come again!

Talk about timing, Jay Leno sure knows when to show up, his fairy god mommy must be looking down real nice on him to debut his new show right after Kanye West’s sorry VMA spectacle. Ratings up, brains (West’s that is) down the *bleep* hole. Kanye is supposed to go on hiatus to figure out the rest of his life .. let’s hope he comes back at least a little less moronic (ok, a lot less).

Meltdown.

I thought with summer over, it’s going to be ho-hum, but you can always count on tinseltown to deliver.

Tabloids must be in heaven these days. Have you heard Jon Gosselin is having an affair with his babysitter? Why does it always have to be the babysitter! Oh wait, I was lucky not to have been put on such spot, so no, not always. Most of the time. Anyway, this Stephanie girl says she’s been having an affair with the dad. Though for the life of me I can’t believe why they find this creep a turn on. Unless of course you want your two seconds of trashy fame and notoriety. You know, just like those guys in jail wanting to make a name for themselves hitting on famous inmates. Murder.

And Kate, oh Kate. She made an attempt to redo her hairstyle. New hair debuted on The View. Photos at Huffington Post.

To end, been trying real hard to recreate this totally outdated template. But. Having a moment. Chuck it. I’m moving on to something new. Undecided. What do you think? Dump or not?